The ex-boyfriend Curse

What she Wore:  white, short-sleeve tee; teal blue capri pants, wedge sandals–green straps, psychedelic swirl print on the wedge in blue, teal, white, and green.  The shoes were a big hit.

If you read the title to this blog I bet you already think you‘ve got it figured out–but maybe you don’t.
I am not cursed by my ex-boyfriends–they are cursed by me.  I don’t know how this happens, maybe I have a really active guardian angel or something, but boys who break my heart inevitably have to pay. 
My eighth grade boyfriend broke up with me (he thought he could get someone who would "give it up")–two years later I saw him wearing make-up and a dress (not a very cute dress, either and that girl never wanted to give it up to him–she told me so).
My ninth grade boyfriend broke up with me (his friend told him he’d have more fun if he was single)–a few weeks later he fell into a coma (the friend was wrong–comas are never fun).
I dumped my tenth grade boyfriend and he’s doing just fine.
My eleventh grade boyfriend dumped me–two weeks later he was in a near-fatal car crash and was hospitalized for weeks. 
Since then, no one else has broken up with me.  I told the Hub that if he ever leaves me, he’ll probably die. 
Pretty freaky, eh?

About takedeux

In one summer I had a baby who was hospitalized for five weeks, quit my job, and moved back to my hometown. This blog is about starting over.
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32 Responses to The ex-boyfriend Curse

  1. russ says:

    Sheesh… I will always read your blog. I will never stop. I promise. Cross my heart and hope… oh, wait a minute… I just promise, ok?!?!
    Have a great day!

  2. tassietoo says:

    *cue twilight zone music*
    WOW, that IS freaky!

  3. David says:

    LOL, things that make you go HUMMMM!!

  4. Unknown says:

    Gee I only had one boyfriend from 9th grade till two months before I married another.
    Great post!

  5. Antonella says:

    WOw! You are dangerous! I don\’t wanna mess with you! Do you have a voo doo doll that you use on them or something??? My cousin tried that, but it didn\’t work!
    The future mother in law is better now. We\’ll never know what\’s wrong now cuz there\’s no way in hell she\’s going back to the doctor. Oh well, at least she\’s ok!

  6. Darcy says:

    Wow… you\’re a menace!  Serves those bad boys right!
    Answers to your list ~ Yes, working out WOULD make me feel better, it\’s just the way to get my head around wanting to sabatogue my body that I have to figure out.
    Mr. Weedy is a blog walker that stops by mine…. inbetween random and friend… I don\’t know him, but he\’s a regular
    The company is my Consulting company that I work under at my existing job at the design company… I\’ve been doing it for ages, but I never made a name for it or registered it for a GST number or anything, so it\’s kind of a technicallity, but I love the name….
    Thanks for stopping by
    Be nice to Hub…

  7. Karen says:

    Veddy veddy interesting.

  8. K says:

    Yikes… that is freaky… even for me!
    Ciao bella

  9. Dennis says:

    Ok that is totally freaky?  Will you be kind enough to break up with me?  Please?

  10. Carol says:

    I like your guardian angel.  My old boyfriends would usually end up dating someone much cuter than me.  No justice there. 

  11. Larry says:

    Hi, I seen your comment on Sandra\’s site and noticed you are from Arkansas and seeing as how I am also, thought I would come visit you for a minute.
    Enjoyed your post.
    May God bless you.

  12. Cheryl says:

    It is freaky…that would keep me in the relationship forever…LOL
    Like Russ…I will always read your blog and I am a true life long friend….

  13. Alicia says:

    That REALLY IS pretty freaky!  Remind me to never become your girlfriend!!  🙂
    Hope you have a GREAT weekend!

  14. Unknown says:

    Funny I was just telling HIM this morning that everywhere I move from has a disaster, really. Homestead, FL & New Orleans…hehe, Mercy xoxo
    P.S. Mouse is fine…you can come read now =o)

  15. Elizabeth says:

    Remind me never to piss you off. :")

  16. Christina says:

    haha very cool and very very funny – chrissy – x

  17. A says:

    Well my ex\’s kinda are cursed…Going to file a restrining order on me after I just hid behind your couch with a knife waiting for you to get home has to be a pain!

  18. Nadine says:

    Funny!! and not Funny that I am laughing but odd funny.

  19. Unknown says:

    Ok..You\’re only down to 1 blog friend who\’s gone off line.  I\’m still here,but you can\’t renig on the deodorant.

  20. Unknown says:

    lol, works for me : ) Have a good weekend, Blabby

  21. Unknown says:

    It will be on the National Geographic channel. This….
    Sunday April 9th, \’06 at
    8P et/9P pt

  22. tassietoo says:

    Your words were very comforting!  I\’d forgotten about the little thing called Karma…more effective than anything I could do or say!

  23. A says:

    YES! _Those_ are the ones that first got my attention…I cant STAND THEM. I encouage people to nominate them….My piece focused on the porno etc…Because I am SICK of seeing it. I think these Spaces need to have an "Adult" section or do their damn job!
    I\’n glad you read it and feel free to nominate a space! The Judges are waiting! (And tearing up my house)

  24. Unknown says:

    Now I see that in your 4/05/06 blog that you\’ve joined a new church.  PTL!!  Do they know about all this?  Are ya gonna ask for help?  :))  Might want to tell them not to kick you out of the church, or else!

  25. Unknown says:

    …just in case..i\’m always going to leave comments on your posts. don\’t want to mess witht hat curse.d

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