What she wore: turqoise capris, white scoop-neck tee, white leather thong sandals. For the tank: cammoflage cargos for boys, so they go past my knees; black tee that says "Make Levees, not war." When I was wearing those cargos I walked past several people who had no idea who I was.
When I sent the Hub his Ode, he sent me back the following message: "Being gone is good for us–you’ve developed amnesia." He’s right, any good description of a person will include some of their faults. Here’s the knitty gritty on the Hub.
His Farts My husband has the stinkiest farts EVER! You may think I’m exaggerating, but I’m not. Other MEN will reminise about the heineousness of his emissions. You know that’s bad. And I’ve basically had to give up making beans for fear that I’ll die of methane poisoning while I sleep.
He Can Be Gross: Why wash something if you’re just going to get something dirty again? That’s his motto. My biggest pet peeve–he re-wears his socks. Now, this would be fine if he had pristine feet, but he doesn’t. I was literally afraid to open the closet door because of the smell coming out of it.
And then he has this pair of underwear. He used it to clean up and oil spill in the bathroom. And he still wears it. Covered in these disgusting brown stains. Who wants to wash a pair of underwear covered in brown stains? Not me.
He Can Be Lazy: He and his younger brother have actually raised this to an art form. In the summer they watch HBO for hours while laying on the couch. When something came on that they didn’t want to watch? They would roll over and take a nap. THEY WERE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL! That’s pretty freakin’ lazy.
His mother got divorced when he was thirteen and after that she depended on her "boys" to help her with things like mowing the lawn. He and his brother would wrestle over who had to do it. Sometimes the grass would reach waist level before anyone would do it. Then his mom would have to go on a cooking strike to get it done. Poor woman.
So, he’s no angel. I still love him. And he’ll be home in less that ten days. Have I mentioned that? Am I getting obnoxious yet?
PS: Pics were taken and will be posted as soon as I get a chance. I actually had a great time.