The biggest lie you ever told – I don’t know about this one. When I try to think about a single lie that I’ve told, I can’t think of one. I’m not saying that it never happened, but I’m more of the little white lie type—“no, I wasn’t sleeping.” “I’m really sick, I can’t come in to work today.” But I’ll never tell you that you look good in a dress when you don’t, I could never sell you something that you don’t think you need, and I’ll look the other way when you ask me about that boyfriend I don’t really like. My problem isn’t lying—it’s being honest too much of the time.
The longest night you ever spent – Another easy one. The night I stayed up all night writing a paper for my adolescent psychology class. Each page was worth one extra credit point and I needed eight points to get an A. It’s probably the first time I’ve ever wanted an A. That was a turning point for me. After changing my major to education, school suddenly seemed important. So, I stayed up until dawn and turned in that paper. Then I sat on the patio in between the dorms and talked to the other people who’d stayed up all night studying or who were finished and had stayed up all night celebrating.
I’ll do some more of the lyrics some other time. Enjoy your weekend.