WARNING WARNING WARNING! THIS BLOG WILL BE DISGUSTING
Ok, this is a reader participation thing, so you guys better not leave me hanging. You MUST respond—I implore you.
Here’s the scenario: You’re in the bathroom. You use the facilities. You go number one and number two (you know what I’m talking about). After relieving yourself (there are so many great ways to put these things) you realize that there is no toilet paper on the roll. You are alone in the house, and the only available roll is on the other side of the house.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
You can run across the house with your pants down.
You can pull up your pants and run across the house.
You could dig in the trash to find something to wipe yourself with.
I know what I what I would do—the question is, what would YOU do?