I was walking through TJ Maxx, trying on shoes, which in clear violation of my self-imposed shoe shopping ban, and then I hear this woman talking,
I don’t think you should put those on, Vagina.
What? Clearly I didn’t hear that right. So, of course, I tilt my head so I can eavesdrop better.
Vagina, get over here.
Ok, now I know that this woman did not name her child Vagina. What I’m wondering is, did she name her something close enough to vagina that you can’t tell the difference? Would someone do that to their child? Surely not—I just need to get my mind out of the gutter.