What She Wore: White bell skirt with a black print; black tee with cap sleeves and a scoop neck with flowers embroidered around the neckline; black leather slides with a white bow and a kitten heel. The girls at school are starting to notice just how many pairs of shoes I have.
Remember those cute little notes that kids used to pass in school? A lot of times they looked just like this:
Do you like me? Circle One:
Well, today a teacher at my school picked up a note that went like this:
Do you like me?
I like you, but I have a boyfriend
Do you smoke?
Will you have sex with me?
I would only have sex with you if we went out for a long time–like a month.
One of the teachers in the lounge commented, What a virtuous eleven-year-old.