What She Wore: a horrible pair of maternity jeans; long-sleeve, gray LSU t-shirt; black snow boots. It’s raining like mad here.
Our school has been leaking water as long as I’ve worked there. Every time it rains, we have to shut down the computer lab and cover all the computers with a plastic tarp. Water drips into electric structure causing lights and air conditioning untis to blow out. So, the district has granted us a new roof. The tar stinks to high heaven, giving all of us headaches, but at least water won’t be landing on our heads any more.
The other day, we realized the real peril of this situation. The school is split level, so from our second floor windows we can see workers walking around on other sections of the roof. The other day, during another teacher’s history class, one of the workers bent down to perform some tasks. In doing so, he revealed that certain something that plumbers are known for. That’s right–the man mooned an entire class of seventh graders. You can only imagine the pandemonium that followed.