What She Wore: black sun dress with white polka dots, black leather slides with a small white bow.
The Hub’s birthday was this week and I happen to mention that fact to the kids at school. A few days later one of the kids asked me in front of the class, "What did you do for him for his birthday?" Now, this was perhaps not the best choice of words, but I got ready to tell the kids about how we went out to eat at a fancy restaurant. Before I had a chance to do that, however, a small voice was heard from the class:
She gave him a lap dance.
Now, I don’t know what’s scarier–that this kid KNOWS what a lap dance is, or that I am BIG pregnant these days.
Needless to say, I had a parent phone call to make.