What She Wore: It’s noon and I’m still in my pajamas. This mommy thing is harder than I thought. Oh well, I’m sure I’ll get dressed soon.
I had a dream last night. I dreamt that my recently divorced friend started dating again. Actually, he started dating someone I used to know, but that’s not the point of this blog. It got me thinking about dating. And all the freaks out there. Admit it. We’ve all been on a date with someone who seemed nice and normal and then you realize you’re out with a complete freak. I, personally, was never content to go on just one date with a freak. Oh no, I had to become their girl friends. I dated not one, but two guys who were hopelessly OCD. One, would wash his hands up to elbows. He also threw away his toliet seat because it was dirty. I’m not making fun of someone else’s mental illness, but that’s a lot to deal with in another person.
A friend of mine met up with a guy in college who was cute, successful, and appeared to have a great career ahead of him. They went out where he proceeded to have an hour-long conversation about clothes. And not just any type of clothes–pirate shirts. Specifically, how hard it was to find a shirt with a ruffle down the front. Yikes. Hopefully, with the Pirates of the Carribean being such a big success he’s been able to find a good, ruffly shirt.
So, please, share. Dated any freaks? Of course you have, so just go ahead and tell me about it. This stay-at-home mom needs a little entertainment.